Heard Around Brookfield - 6/5/09

After seeing the WPCA monetary disasters as outlined in yesterday's edition of The Brookfield Cranky Yankee, it has been rumored the Brookfield Board of Finance democrats have decided to start printing money, so as to avoid running into a negative undesignated fund balance next year (after all, it's it better to "just do it" and "apologize" latter for it. Makes things so much easier to do according to many.

The first printing is out (from the color xerox machine) for proofs...


Unfortunately the Republican Town Committee Chairman "Boss Hawg" Flynn and Democratic Town Committee Chairman "Pelosi" Park representing both chambers of the Politbourgh may have not have yet put their Great Seal of Approval on them so they are being replaced by...

Brookfield I.O.U. 's

printed on the mimeograph machine at town hall which was probably approved in the Murphy Adminstration Technology Plan and most likely approved during the Murphy/Davidson era of Elderly Tax Deferrals (also known as the Deathbed Deferred Tax Mortgage designed to pilfer estates and elderly people selling their houses for living expenses). It is requested that people need to stop smelling them (the mimeograph sheets) and get back to work hunting Bambi, that Lyme Tick infested awful deer living at Happy Landing. Brookfield hunters will be permitted this year. Children may be on hand from Whisconier to witness the event in the event of a practice Gas Pipeline Explosion drill. The new currency was named in honor of the annual Murphy/Davidson Shoot Bambi Hunt and is called...The Brookfield Buck.

They are not redeemable at any Brookfield Chamber of Commerce business as they require the real thing. It could be recommended that they be used for the Board of Education's Clay-For-Pay events held on the Brown's Clown's field. The School Cafeteria program already has a policy on counterfiets from the last time the secret service visited them a few years back.

A reminder - it's that time of year to cook the books! Bring something to turn the hardcovers into softcovers!

We return you now to the regularly scheduled ridiculous politics in Brookfield.